If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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