Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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