Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
my poor anus
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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