David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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