I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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