Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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