I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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