I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
