North Korea, Best Korea!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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