Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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