Betty ford says i'm here all night
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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