Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
