You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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