Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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