So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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