she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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