Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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