im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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