But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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