quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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