You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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