Ketchup is God's man juice
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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