well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Randomize
