it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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