Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
A bitchslap is in order.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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