Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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