my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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