Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i out mim tonsoeep
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