Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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