I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So vagazzling was a success
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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