i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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