I want to make a zoo with you.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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