Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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