she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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