erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
As shirtless as possible
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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