this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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