Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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