I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he quoted the bible to break up with me
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
