So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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