Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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