Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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