yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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