just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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