Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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