They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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