we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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