Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I need to stop coming to work sober
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
