i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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