She's JV to your varsity
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
