I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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