yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
