Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
