Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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